Many of my video game characters have vulgar or just plain WEIRD names. I think back to earlier games I played where I ran “Lark’s Vomit” through a dangerous dungeon mission. Or the time when “Warpo Facto” (who had a brother named “Ipso Facto) caused the death of all my party members because I attacked something that I shouldn’t have.
I have been playing through Dragon Age while working out with the Wii-Fit lately and in the game you can name your dog. I named mine “Your Penis” specifically because of the on-screen messages I would be able to read: “Your penis growls menacingly” was great. There have been many others that are just as funny, but my favorite so far is the one in the picture here.
I look forward to the day I finally grow up!

You’d better not grow up any time soon – what would I do with an ADULT living in the house?
5th grader for LIFE, baby!
OMG that is hilarious. I actually laughed out loud.
My husband is also laughing out loud at this. We are apparently also 12 years old.
yay! we are all 12!