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		<title>the scent of promises</title>
		<link>http://nrrdgrrl.net/nonsense/2010/06/24/the-scent-of-promises/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 03:29:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>smellanie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was a beautiful day outside. The sun hung high in the air, but the temperature was moderate. A light breeze blew in from the west, carrying with it the scent of the ocean, which was, to Marissa, the scent of promises. It smelled of promises made, promises kept, and even of promises lost. She [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The first of the month</title>
		<link>http://nrrdgrrl.net/nonsense/2010/04/23/the-first-of-the-month/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 01:58:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>smellanie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was the first of the month, a day full of promise for some people. For Agatha, it was the day her rent was due. She would be able to pay it. It would not pose a problem. She worked full time and kept to her budget, so she really had nothing to worry about. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>and your little dog, too</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2010 00:24:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>smellanie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[He didn&#8217;t have much to say to us beyond the word &#8220;goodbye&#8221;. Unspoken volumes were there in his eyes, and hung between us like a lantern with a slowly dying bulb. The longer he waited and lingered uncomfortably in the driveway, the less it seemed that there was anything left to say. No one moved [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Aliens in the Ford Galaxy</title>
		<link>http://nrrdgrrl.net/nonsense/2010/03/31/aliens-in-the-ford-galaxy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 21:18:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fletcherism</dc:creator>
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		<title>Ethnically-Cleansing Clam</title>
		<link>http://nrrdgrrl.net/nonsense/2010/03/26/ethnically-cleansing-clam/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 23:09:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Devil and Miss Regina</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 15:48:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>smellanie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now, now, she told herself.  You've got to calm down or it's going to be so much worse.

She knew she was more noticeable when she was emotional.  If she could make herself devoid of emotion, it would be like being invisible.]]></description>
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		<title>How to have a pimple-free buttocks for summer</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 05:15:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>smellanie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a touchy subject. Most people have pimples on their buttocks at least once or twice during their lifetimes. But we see that porn stars, nude models, actors, and even that nudist who lives down the street, often have clear skin on the tuchus. How can this be? Are these people not human, or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lisa Limerick</title>
		<link>http://nrrdgrrl.net/nonsense/2010/03/12/lisa-limerick/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 23:02:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fletcherism</dc:creator>
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		<title>Nathan Limerick</title>
		<link>http://nrrdgrrl.net/nonsense/2010/03/11/nathan-limerick/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 05:22:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fletcherism</dc:creator>
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		<title>A Clean Disco</title>
		<link>http://nrrdgrrl.net/nonsense/2010/03/10/a-clean-disco/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 04:39:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fletcherism</dc:creator>
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